Ready The Panty Cannons! Lusty Fans Are Shooting Savagey Shots At Newly Single Jason Momoa & It’s Hilarious

Everyone is buzzing about Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet’s bombshell breakup, which has destroyed the internet while fuelling a hilarious lust explosion across the Momoaverse, where fans are finally getting their chance after years of longing from afar.

stay right there mr. jason momoa sir i’m on my way!

— ً (@beingloyaI) January 13, 2022

We’re quite sure none of these fans are going to pull a Jason Momoa, but we can’t get enough of their violent antics on social media.

Lisa Bonet & Jason Momoa Announce Break-Up In A Joint Statement | Bossip
Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet

We don’t know if the Hollywood hottie shuttered his DMS (yet), but he removed the divorce notice from his social media accounts hours after it went viral.

“We have all felt the squeeze and changes of these transformational times… A revolution is unfolding and our family is of no exception, the statement reads. “Feeling and growing from the seismic shifts occurring. And so we share our Family news that we are parting ways in marriage.”

The post continues, “We share this not because we think it’s newsworthy but so that as we go about our lives we may do so with dignity and honesty. The love between us carries on, evolving in ways it wishes to be known and lived. We free each other to be who we are learning to become…”

“Our devotion unwavering to this sacred life & our children,” the statement concludes. “Teaching our children what’s possible. Living the Prayer. May Love Prevail✨ J & L.”

Interestingly, Bonet used some of the same language while speaking with Marisa Tomei for Interview magazine this past December

“​​The more still we are, the more clearly the guidance comes through in these very uncertain times,” Lisa said when Marisa spoke about getting more into meditation.

“The revolution is definitely here and we’re all feeling the squeeze,” Bonet added. “If you aren’t, you’re in total denial, and the more you resist, the more you will suffer. Everything is crumbling out there. The personal work is understanding where empire and those archetypes live within us. The revolution is on the inside, and learning to be new in this new world.”

Naturally, fans speculated about the cause of the split with some pointing at an old clip of Momoa with ‘Aquaman’ co-star Amber Heard.

Based on that “proof,” we highly doubt she was the reason for their breakup, which appears to be a little too cordial for cheating to be involved.

In any case, that hasn’t stopped the wonderfully lustful tweets/memes that can be found on the flip.