15 Pick-Up Lines For The “Sharp Guy”

Pick-up lines are simply nothing but conversation starters, said most of the time by a guy to a lady he is attracted to.

Pick-up lines are supposed to act as ice-breakers, they are supposed to be one-liners or statements which are meant to help loosen-up the lady a guy intends to woo.

Pick-up lines could come in 5 major ways, funny, romantic, cheesy and sultry/dirty.

Now to pull off a successful ice-breaker that would make any lady blush at the first time of calling or rather say of meeting a guy he must be riding a sufficient amount of confidence, suave, panache and sophistication.

Now saying for me the sleekiest of pick-up lines are the sultry ones, the ability to say something dirty, sexy and yet savvy enough to make the lady go “hmmm! really ok”, try me? or something like “Are you sure?.

Well, the entire plan was for you to get her to loosen up and strike a conversation with you and with these replies you just did all you’ve to do is to build-up on it. Below we would give 5 types of pick-up line for each of the types pick-up lines;

Funny Pick-up lines

  1. Funny Pick-Up Lines:
    a. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
    b. Grab my hands and let’s pay Daddy G.O Adeboye a visit
    c. Just one kiss from you, and I would walk down the street and hug a transformer
    d. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    e. So I heard it was Delilah for Samson, and Helen for Troy, will you be both to me
  2. Romantic Lines:
    a. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless
    b. With you in the room, nothing else matters
    c. Your beauty has me enslaved and I am not bothered.
    d. Your smile is nothing but a soothing oasis, tell me your name so I worship you.
    e. Life is too short, not to fall in love, with you I have found my Cleopatra
  3. Cheesy Lines:
    a. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for
    b. Here’s my Atm, my password is your phone number would you mind telling me I need to pay the barman.
    c. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
    d. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
  4. Dirty Lines:
    a.You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
    b. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours
    c. Naira Marley is crazy, Tems is sweet you be the 6 and I will be 9
    d. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
    e. Sorry to bother you, but can I borrow a kiss I promise to give its back

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